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Potion No 9 Cures Absolutely Nothing Divine Taste T-Shirt
Potion No 9 Cures Absolutely Nothing Divine Taste T-Shirt
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Product Description
Product Description
Introducing the Potion No 9 Cures Absolutely Nothing Divine Taste T-Shirt, where humor meets style! This unique novelty t-shirt is perfect for those who appreciate a good laugh and a dash of retro charm. With a playful slogan that proclaims it cures absolutely nothing, this shirt is designed for anyone who enjoys the divine taste of life's absurdities. Whether you're sipping from a vintage potion or just hanging out with friends, this shirt is sure to turn heads and spark conversations.
- Material: Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton, this t-shirt offers unmatched comfort and breathability.
- Lightweight Fabric: Weighing just 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²), it's perfect for warm weather or layering.
- Seamless Design: Without side seams, it provides a sleek and smooth fit that's flattering on all body types.
- Eurofit: The stylish Eurofit ensures a modern silhouette, making it a perfect addition to any casual wardrobe.
This funny slogan t-shirt is more than just an article of clothing; it's a statement piece that showcases your quirky personality. Ideal for casual outings, parties, or just lounging at home, it pairs well with jeans or shorts. Whether you refer to it as a novelty t-shirt or a retro style favorite, it's bound to become a staple in your collection.
Embrace your fun side and drink up the laughter with the Potion No 9 t-shirt! Don’t miss out on the chance to express your unique style. Order yours today and let the world know that you embrace the humor in life!
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Shipping policy
- Flat-rate $4.25 shipping on all US orders under $75
- FREE shipping on US orders $75+
- Digital downloads: delivered instantly via email
- Production time: 2 - 4 business days for tees, totes, phone cases & posters
- Transit time: 2 - 5 business days within the US (you’ll receive a tracking link)
- Guaranteed safe + secure checkout
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30-day returns. Items must be unused and in original packaging.
Start a return: support@ethericechoes.com
Damages and issues: Contact us immediately for defects or incorrect items.
Exceptions: No returns on custom items, perishable goods, hazardous materials, gift cards.
Exchanges: Return the item and place a new order.
EU 14-day cooling-off period applies for EU shipments.
Refunds: Approved refunds go back to original payment method within ~10 business days.

Who We Are
Etheric Echoes is a small, independent brand that creates thoughtfully designed everyday goods you'll love to wear, carry, and display in your home.
We draw inspiration from nature, boho aesthetics, and cottagecore charm—featuring everything from gardening and herbal motifs to witty phrases, vintage designs, and clean line art. Each piece is made to order in the USA with our trusted partners, ensuring consistent quality through comfort-first materials and archival inks that last.
We believe in making beautiful, meaningful items that fit seamlessly into your daily life. With 30-day returns, secure checkout, and friendly support, we're here to make your experience as delightful as our designs.
Our Mission
We believe life's most beautiful moments deserve beautiful things. Our mission is to craft unique, made-to-order pieces that comfort your soul, inspire your journey, and remind you to find joy in the everyday.