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I Need A New Hoe Dirty Breakup Funny Saying T Shirt
I Need A New Hoe Dirty Breakup Funny Saying T Shirt
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Product Description
Product Description
Unleash your sense of humor with the "I Need A New Hoe It Was A Dirty Breakup" T-Shirt. This hilarious graphic tee is perfect for those who appreciate a good laugh, especially following a tough breakup. With a cool design that combines wit and style, this t-shirt is not just a piece of clothing; it's a statement!
Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton, this lightweight tee (4.5 oz/yd² or 153 g/m²) ensures maximum comfort while you wear it. The vintage style adds a retro twist that stands out in the crowded t-shirt market, making it an excellent choice for both casual outings and gardening enthusiasts alike.
- Material: 100% ring-spun cotton for ultimate softness
- Light Fabric: Weighs only 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) for a comfortable fit
- Design: Unique and funny saying that captures attention
- Fit: Designed without side seams for a smooth finish
This joke shirt is not just about humor; it's also an excellent conversation starter. Whether you're expressing your feelings about a dirty breakup or just showcasing your love for clever gardening puns, this t-shirt has you covered. Its fun and appealing design makes it a must-have for anyone who enjoys a lighthearted approach to life.
Don’t miss out on the chance to add this unique and funny saying tee to your wardrobe. Buy yours now and let your shirt do the talking!
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Shipping policy
- Flat-rate $4.75 shipping on all US orders under $75
- FREE shipping on US orders $75+
- Canvas prints ship FREE automatically (shipping built into the price)
- Digital downloads: delivered instantly via email – no shipping, ever
- Production time: 2 – 4 business days for tees, totes, phone cases & posters
- Transit time: 2 – 5 business days within the US (you’ll receive a tracking link)
- Guaranteed safe + secure checkout
Refund policy
We have a 30-day return policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return.
To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.
To start a return, you can contact us at support@ethericechoes.com.
If your return is accepted, we’ll send you a return shipping label, as well as instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.
You can always contact us for any return question at support@ethericechoes.com.
Damages and issues
Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.
Exceptions / non-returnable items
Certain types of items cannot be returned, like perishable goods (such as food, flowers, or plants), custom products (such as special orders or personalized items), and personal care goods (such as beauty products). We also do not accept returns for hazardous materials, flammable liquids, or gases. Please get in touch if you have questions or concerns about your specific item.
Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns on sale items or gift cards.
Exchanges
The fastest way to ensure you get what you want is to return the item you have, and once the return is accepted, make a separate purchase for the new item.
European Union 14 day cooling off period
Notwithstanding the above, if the merchandise is being shipped into the European Union, you have the right to cancel or return your order within 14 days, for any reason and without a justification. As above, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.
Refunds
We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 10 business days. Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund too.
If more than 15 business days have passed since we’ve approved your return, please contact us at support@ethericechoes.com.
Who We Are
Etheric Echoes is a small, independent brand that creates thoughtfully designed everyday goods you'll love to wear, carry, and display in your home.
We draw inspiration from nature, boho aesthetics, and cottagecore charm—featuring everything from gardening and herbal motifs to witty phrases, vintage designs, and clean line art. Each piece is made to order in the USA with our trusted partners, ensuring consistent quality through comfort-first materials and archival inks that last.
We believe in making beautiful, meaningful items that fit seamlessly into your daily life. With 30-day returns, secure checkout, and friendly support ready to help whenever you need it, we're here to make your experience as delightful as our designs.
Our Mission
We believe life's most beautiful moments deserve beautiful things. Our mission is to craft unique, made-to-order pieces that comfort your soul, inspire your journey, and remind you to find joy in the everyday.