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I Need A New Hoe Dirty Breakup Funny Saying T Shirt

I Need A New Hoe Dirty Breakup Funny Saying T Shirt

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🚚 Flat $4.75 US shipping — FREE over $75. Canvas prints ship FREE.

Unleash your sense of humor with the "I Need A New Hoe It Was A Dirty Breakup" T-Shirt. This hilarious graphic tee is perfect for those who appreciate a good laugh, especially following a tough breakup. With a cool design that combines wit and style, this t-shirt is not just a piece of clothing; it's a statement!

Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton, this lightweight tee (4.5 oz/yd² or 153 g/m²) ensures maximum comfort while you wear it. The vintage style adds a retro twist that stands out in the crowded t-shirt market, making it an excellent choice for both casual outings and gardening enthusiasts alike.

  • Material: 100% ring-spun cotton for ultimate softness
  • Light Fabric: Weighs only 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) for a comfortable fit
  • Design: Unique and funny saying that captures attention
  • Fit: Designed without side seams for a smooth finish

This joke shirt is not just about humor; it's also an excellent conversation starter. Whether you're expressing your feelings about a dirty breakup or just showcasing your love for clever gardening puns, this t-shirt has you covered. Its fun and appealing design makes it a must-have for anyone who enjoys a lighthearted approach to life.

Don’t miss out on the chance to add this unique and funny saying tee to your wardrobe. Buy yours now and let your shirt do the talking!

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  • Flat-rate $4.25 shipping on all US orders under $75
  • FREE shipping on US orders $75+
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  • Production time: 2 - 4 business days for tees, totes, phone cases & posters
  • Transit time: 2 - 5 business days within the US (you’ll receive a tracking link)
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30-day returns. Items must be unused and in original packaging.

Start a return: support@ethericechoes.com

Damages and issues: Contact us immediately for defects or incorrect items.

Exceptions: No returns on custom items, perishable goods, hazardous materials, gift cards.

Exchanges: Return the item and place a new order.

EU 14-day cooling-off period applies for EU shipments.

Refunds: Approved refunds go back to original payment method within ~10 business days.

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Who We Are

Etheric Echoes is a small, independent brand that creates thoughtfully designed everyday goods you'll love to wear, carry, and display in your home.

We draw inspiration from nature, boho aesthetics, and cottagecore charm—featuring everything from gardening and herbal motifs to witty phrases, vintage designs, and clean line art. Each piece is made to order in the USA with our trusted partners, ensuring consistent quality through comfort-first materials and archival inks that last.

We believe in making beautiful, meaningful items that fit seamlessly into your daily life. With 30-day returns, secure checkout, and friendly support, we're here to make your experience as delightful as our designs.

Our Mission

We believe life's most beautiful moments deserve beautiful things. Our mission is to craft unique, made-to-order pieces that comfort your soul, inspire your journey, and remind you to find joy in the everyday.